The jokes aren't to be taking Sirius, they are for everyone, not just for a traitor to the blood!
+Books 2 and 3 have such an unnecessary recap.
+Books are better than the movies.
+Ron is hotter in the books, unlike Hermione.
+Draco is uglier in the books, and still a douchebag.
+Harry Potter can't sense horrocruxes, that's nonsense! Did you get it?
+Albus Severus is getting so bullied because his name.
+The books keep making money? After all this time? Always.
+Why George? Why? Why God why?
+The final battle between Voldemort and Harry is the best western showdown ever! So much talking!
+Lavender Brown lives! Still nobody cares.
+Neville killing Nagini is shorter in the books, but more awesome. Head in flames and breaking a Petrificus Totallus from Voldemort himself just by pure sheer will? Badass Neville is badass!
+The books of Harry Potter are basically Avatar: The legend of Naruto.